January 2010
8 posts
I just told a dude at work
that i hate him like lesbians hate dick
still at work
i want to start a metal band and call it “Excommunicated Priests”
so badass
god im metal
I just told a waitess i hope she has
rape flash backs and then i threw a paper cup at her.
If meat is murder then what is love?
celebrator1975:
(via setyoursails)
Extra meat
sounds like a Lennon song.
I threatened to kick a 60 year old ladies ass
if she didn’t get her shit together and shut up.
I love my job.
I should apply at retirement homes.
Drawin' up my next tattoos.
celebrator1975:
Still can’t decide which to get next.
You should get a bear body with my head on top chasing a cartoony version of you around a tree with a bear skin costume on and a pot of honey!!
yeah
celebrator1975:
youwreckme:
fuckyeahjordan:
youwreckme:
You know how we call every decade by the last numbers? (Ex: 1990 = the 90s; 1970 = the 70’s) What in the hell are we going to call the next decade? The tens? Why is it so awkward? And why do I care so much?
we’re gonna party like it’s 1910
See? Even that sounds better. Nineteen ten. Now it’s going to be two thousand and ten. It...
December 2009
30 posts
"Send me an angellllll...
riiiight NOOOOOWWWWW!”
I have that song in my head, but being performed by White Snake.
my night consists of
sheshrimp:
sunn o))), meowcenaries, and having no voice.
Get an xbox 360 and call of duty modern warfare 2.
Say good bye to your life after that.
I want to hit you in the face with a badpan
then let old people shit on you after casino buffet… I hope you get eaten by a hippo. A hungry hippo. A hungry hungry hippo. Fuck you… and the horse you drove in to town. You’re stupid automated fucking horse. FUCK YOU SHOW OFF.
Omnivore...
eats both meat and plants.
Carnivore = just meat
Herbivore = just plants
Zombie = just humans
I'm watching White Christmas again.
pumaaa:
drexin:
I kind of really fucking love this movie. There are a couple of moments in this movie that I think are incredibly influential in my life.
Danny Kaye’s socks in the scene where he pretends to fall down the stairs.
The woman that responds, “mutual I’m sure” every time someone introduces themselves to her.
The dress Rosemary Clooney wears during that song about love being...
